Teacher Student jokes – टीचर स्टूडेंट जोक्स हिंदी

रसायन 🙂शास्त्र की कक्षा🙂 में

टीचर 👩‍🏫– पानी💦 का फॉर्मूला🤨 बताओ ?

स्टूडेंट – H2O + MgCl2 + CaSO4 + AlCl3 + NaOH + KOH + HNO3 +HCl + CO2 …..

टीचर👩‍🏫 – ये उत्तर 😡गलत है …

स्टूडेंट👦 – मैडम, ये नाले का 😌पानी है …
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Teacher Student jokes – टीचर स्टूडेंट जोक्स हिंदी

Teacher 👨‍🏫– tumhara result 🤨bahut kharaab aaya hai, kal papa😑 ko saath lekar aana, VARNA 😡…”

Student👦 – “VARNA 😑kya ???”

Teacher👨‍🏫 – Varna result 😎Facebook par upload karke🤨 usme papa ko tag kar 😎dunga !!!
😂😂😝

Teacher👨‍🏫: Hume Gharibon k
Sath🙂 pyar se paish🙂 aana chahiye.
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Studnt🧒🏻: Acha ab 🙂me samjha.
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Teacher👨‍🏫: kiya🤔?
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Studnt🧒🏻: PAPA aksar🙂 Nokrani ko galay Q😌 lagatay hen.
🤣🤣🤪😝

Teacher Student jokes – टीचर स्टूडेंट जोक्स हिंदी

Papu 🧒🏻admission lene🙂 college gaya..

Principle👨‍🏫: Main tum se 🙂1 Mushkil sawal 🙂puchun ya 10 Asaan..??

Papu🧒🏻: 1 mushkil 😌sawaal.

Principle👨‍🏫: Batao Din 🙂pehle aata🙂 hai ya Raat..??

Papu: Din..😎

Principle: wo kaise.🤔. ??

Papu: Sorry 🙂sir ye Aap ne Dusra😎 sawal puch liya..
🤣🤣😂🤪

TEACHER👨‍🏫
Us ne 🙂khudkushi kar li.
Usay🙂 khudkushi karni 🙂padi.
Dono me 🙂fark batao?

Student.🧒🏻
Pahle wale🙂 ki love marriage ♥️thi aur dusre ki arrange🤪 marriage.
😝😂🤣🤣

Pappu🧒🏻: Mam aap meri ek🙂 sabal ka jabab dengi..

Mam👩‍🏫: ha ha 🙂puchho..

Pappu: ek line🙂 me 3 chitiyan chal 🙂rhi thi, bich bali chiti 🙂bolti hai..
mere 🙂aage v 2 chiti or 🙂mere pichhe v 2🙂 chiti.. to aap btaeye 🙂kul kitne chiti the!

Mam: 5😎
Pappu: galat.😎

Mam: 6🤔
Pappu: phir v 😎galat.

Mam: 7😕
Pappu:- ye v 😎galat.

Mam (Harker😕): to tmhi🙄 btao.

Pappu: hai to 🙂3 hi chiti, vo bich bali hai na jhuth bol 😝rahi thi.
😂😂🤣🤣🤪

Teacher Student jokes – टीचर स्टूडेंट जोक्स हिंदी

टीचर👨‍🏫 – आज स्कूल देर से 🙂आने का तुमने क्या 🤨बहाना सोचा है ?

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छात्र 🧒🏻– सॉरी सर ! आज मैं इतनी तेज 🙂दौडकर आया हूँ कि बहाना सोचने😕 का मौका ही नहीं 😭मिला …!!!
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Teacher Student jokes – टीचर स्टूडेंट जोक्स हिंदी

Teacher 👨‍🏫class mein student🧒🏻 se pucha = Naadey ko 🙂english mein kya 🤔kehte hain..?

Student 🧒🏻= PHD🤣

Teacher 👨‍🏫= Kya🤔 matlab.. ?

Student🧒🏻 = Pajama Holding 😎Device….
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Teacher👨‍🏫 – Bus ke driver🚌 aur conductor me kya fark 🙂hota hai ?

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Student🧒🏻 – Conductor agar so🙂 jaaye to kisi ka ticket nahi 🙂katega …. aur driver 😅agar so jaaye to sabka ticket😂😂 kat jaayega !!!
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Teacher Student jokes – टीचर स्टूडेंट जोक्स हिंदी

4 Students 🧒🏻Ne Paper Ki Tayari 🙂Nahi Ki,
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Unho🙂 Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo 🙂Agle Din
Principal 🙂Ko Bole,
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Sir Hum🙂 Shadi Mein Gaye 😌The,
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Raste Me Gaadi🚗 Ka Tyre Puncher Ho😕 Gaya,
Hum Saari 😕Raat Dhaka Lagate 😕Rahe,
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Is Liye Padh😑 Nahi Sake,
Pricipal👨‍🏫 Ne Maan Liya Aur Unhe🙂 1 Din Ka
Time Diya,
1 Din Baad🙂 Unhe 4 Alag Rooms🙂 Mein
Bithaya,
Aur Sirf 1 🙂Sawal Diya,
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Ques:” Konsa Tyre🙂 Puncher Tha😎..??
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1:” Front😝 Right
2:” Front😎 Left
3:” Back🤨 Right
4:” Back😅 Left
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Note: Agar Sabka Same 😎Jawab Hua to😝 Sab
Pass..!!
😂😂😂😝

Exam🙂 me fail hone🙂 ki wajah kya di hain, aaj k honhaar😂 students😝 ne ??

1 saal ke 365 din🙂 hote hai..
Roz 8 🙂ghante sone ke Yani pure🙂 saal ke 122 din
365-122=243

aur summer🙂 vacation gino 61 din..
243-61=182 din
Usme 52 sunday..😑
182-52=130 din..

Diwali – holi 🙂etc.. Festival ke 40..
College 🙂festival 15 din
[40+15=55]
130-55=75 din.

Khane pine 🙂nahane ke 3 ghante ke 😝hisab se 46 din..
75-46=29 din.
Roj ke 1🙂 ghante dosto 🧒🏻ke.. Uske 15 din..
29-15=14🙂 din..
Ab hum🙂 10 din to bimar bhi 🙂rahte hai..
14-10=4 din 🙂bache..
T.V dekhne 🙂ke 3 din..
4-3=1 🙂din bacha Yaar

1 saal me 1 din🙂 hi to birthday aata
hai Ab🙂 birth day ke din 😕kon padhe yaar..??.
Parent’s shocked🙄 Student’s rocked..🤣🤪😂😂

Teacher Student jokes – टीचर स्टूडेंट जोक्स हिंदी

Ek bar engineering 🙂ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane ✈️mein bithaya🙂 gaya..

Fir announce kiya 🙂gaya ki

YE PLANE✈️ APKE STUDENTS 😅NE BNAYA HAI

Sab profesrs 😢utar gaye…
Par principal 😎baithe rahe

Logo ne🙂 pucha: Aapko Darr 😅nahi lgta?

Principle😎: Muje apne studnts🧒🏻 par pura 😎bharosa hai.

Ye start hi 😝nahi hoga!!
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Teacher Student jokes – टीचर स्टूडेंट जोक्स हिंदी

Sir👨‍🏫: Koi bata sakta 🙂hai Bhagwan ne ladkiya🙂 kyu banayi?
Me: Hamari 🙂zindagi jhand 😝karne ko.

After a long pause.

Sir: Aansu laa 😢diye tere jawab 😢ne.

Class ke baad😢 mil Daru pite 😢hai.
🤣😂😝