Funny shayari jokes in hindi

Tumhari🙂 yaad dil ♥️se jaane nahi denge,

Tumhare 🙂jaisa dost khone bhi😍 nahi denge,

Roz sharafat🙂 se sms kiya karo🤨 warna,

Ek kaan 👋k neeche denge or rone 😂bhi nahi denge.😝

Log 🫂ishq karte hain bade shor 😍ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya🙂 tha bade zor😍 ke saath,
Magar ab🙂 karenge zara gaur😑 ke saath,
Kyunki kal 😑dekha tha use💃🏻 kisi aur ke👀 saath.
🤣😝😂

न्यू फनी शायरी

मुस्कुराना 😀to har लड़की 💃🏻ki adaa hai,
मुस्कुराना🙂 to har 💃🏻लड़की ki adaa hai,
Use jo मोहब्बत 😍samjhe,
वो sabse🤣 bada गधा 😝hai.
😂😝😝🤣

वो meri 🙂kismat मेरी takdeer ho🙂 gaye,
Wo meri 🙂किस्मत meri तकदीर हो gaye,
Hamne उनकी yaad 😌mein khat इतने😍 likhe ki,
Ki
Wo khato को 🙄bechkar hi अमीर🥺 ho gaye.
😂😂🤣

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Har 🙂Gali Phulo 🌸🌺🌹Se Saja Rakhi😌 Hai,
Har 🙂Chok 🙂Par Ladkiya 💃🏻Bitha Rakhi🤩 Hai,
Jane🙂 Kis Gali 🙂Se Guzrenge 🙂Aap,
Har🙂 Ladki 💃🏻Ke Hath Me Rakhi 🙂Thama Rakhi ☹️hai..

Happy Raksha Bandhan.😝
🤣🤣😝

Marne 😑pe hum dono ko 😍jannat mile,
Yeh hava yeh😘 bahar mile,
SMS 🙂karne mein kanjusi mat 🤨kar mere dost,
Pata nahi 🙂jannat mein signal 😝mile ya na mile.

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Jindagi behaal😑 hai,
Sur hai na😑 taal hai,
Msg box bhi 😑kangal hai,
kya aapki sms 🤕factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to🤨 bhejo ye meri mobile 📱ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
😝😝

Arz Hai😎

Cham cham 😍karti chandni,
tim tim 😝karte taare

Cham cham😍 karti chandni,
tim tim😝 karte taare

Koi bhi🤨 sms nahi😑 karte,
Besharam ho 😝gaye saare..!!

Good Night😴

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Aye chand🌛 taro zara inko ek🙂 hath maro,
Bister se🙂 inko niche utaro,
Karo in ke😀 sath ab tum fight,
Kyu ke ye so rahe the bina🤨 kahe..

GOOD NIGHT 😀

अर्ज hai-🙂
रोज roz 🙂weight napkar kya🙂 karna hai,
एक din 🙂to सबने marna😑 hai
char🙂 दिन ki h जिंदगी,
खा लो jee😍 bhar के,
Agle जन्म🙂 to phir 3 किलो se hi 😝start करना hai.

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जब dekha🙂 unhone tirchi👀 नजर se,
कसम 😌khuda ki मदहोश ho 😴gaye hum,
पर jab🙂 pata chala नजर parmanant👀🙄 tirchi hai,
To वही khade-khade😴 बेहोश ho😑 gaye hum.

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Student🧒🏻 Shayari On Exams –

Charo 🙂aur padayi ka saya🥺 hain,
Saare 🙂paper mein zero😭 aaya h,

Hum to 🙂yuhi chal dete h😑 bina muh
dhoye exam dene,

Aur log🙂 kehte hain, Sala 🤕raat bhar
padh ke 😝aaya hai……

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Sitaro🙂 mein aap,
Hawao🙂 mein aap,
Fizao mein😍 aap,
Baharo mein😘 aap,
Dhop mein😍 aap,
Chaaon mein 💃🏻aap,
Sach hi suna🙂 hai ki buri aatmao 👻ka koi thikana nahi 😝hota.

जिंदगी lambi 🙂hai दोस्त banate 😍raho,
दिल ♥️mile na मिले haath 🤝milate रहो,
ताज Mahal 🙂banaana toh बहुत 🙂costly hoga,
पर har🙂 gali mai ek💃🏻 मुमताज banate 😝raho

very very funny shayari in hindi

Poem on ‘TAJMAHAL’ 😍by 3 difference 🙂 People😝

BACHELOR🧒🏻:
Taqdir 🙂hai magar kismat😝 nhi 🙂khulti,
Taj Mahal 🙂banana chahta🤩 hu,
Magar☹️ Mumtaz 💃🏻nhi MILTI.

LOVER😍:
Taqdir 🙂hai mgar kismt nhi😑 khulti,
Mumtaz 🙂milgai hai,
Magar shadi ☹️nhi KARTI.

MARRIED😝:
तकदीर hai🙂 magar किस्मत nhi 😑khulti,
ताज Mahal🙂 बनाना chahta😍 hu,
Magar मुमताज nhi 😝MARTI.

कृष्णा🙂 ke kadmon pe कदम 😀badhate chalo,
Ab मुरली 🙂nahi to सिटी hi😀 bajate chalo,
Radha💃🏻 to घर wale dilayenge😀 ही magar,
तब tak🙂 gopiyon को hi🤪 patate chalo.

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Jalte hue🙂 deepo ki tarah 🙂jagmagate rahna,
hamari dua 🙂hai sada muskrate🙂 rahna,
kitni bhi🙂 chappalen pade tumhe 😝e mere bhai,
zindgi bhar 😍aap ladkiya patate🤪 rahna.

अर्ज Kiya😌 hai..

Dil♥️ है sachha😎😎 aur दिमाग🤯 hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

दिल ♥️hai sachha aur😎😎 दिमाग🤯 hai Kachha,
Wah wah..😌

तेरे msgs🙂 nahi aa rahe☹️☹️☹️ kya बात 🤨hai Bachha..!!

चिरागो 🙂 mein agar नूर 😌na hota,
To तन्हा dil ♥️itna मजबूर na😑 hota,
Kasam 🙂se हम aapse milne 😀जरूर aate,
Agar🙂 aapka आशियाना itni 😝door ना hota.

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Mohabat😍 karne wale ko inqar 😡achha nahi lagata ,

Duniya 🙂walo ko iqrar achha😑 nahi lagata ,

Jab tak 🙂ladaka ladaki💃🏻🧒🏻 bhag na jaye,

Gharwalo😑 ko pyar sachha😝 nahi lagata..😝🤣

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अशिको 🙂ka Dimag होता hai 🤯khali,
तभी🙂 milti nhi 💃🏻garwali,
Gulam 🙂ban के fas😑 जाते hai,
इश्क ke🤕 jaal mein,
Our 🙂kehte है Mene😝 लड़की Patali.

Teri🙂 khamoshi aur
udasi ki😑 wajah hum samajh na ☹️sake ae dost,

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Wo to🙂 shaam ko🙂 teri mummy👩 ne bataya
ke aaj 🙂teri chappal😝 se 😝pitai hui hai!!

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किसी 🙂shayar ने 🙂kaha..
जिंदगी 🙂ek lamba सफर 😎😎hai,

किसी aashiq ने😍 kaha..
जिंदगी🙂 ek mushkil😑😑😑 पहेली 😑hai,

अरे dosto🙂 जिंदगी ka🙂🙂 arth toh 🙂sirf वो bata😎😎 sakta hai
Jiski शादी😝 ke baad😌😌 भी koi🤪 saheli 💃🏻hai!!

नजर 🙂mili जब wo🙂 akeli thi,
दोस्ती🙂 hui tab sath सहेली💃🏻 thi,
Pyar 😍हुआ तो vo paheli😑 thi,
2sre☹️ के sath bhag गाई ☹️tab pata chala..
वो us 😑area की CHIKNI 😭CHAMELI thi.

Wo kehti 🙂apne bhaiyyo 🧒🏻se,
Mere aashiq😍 ko yu naa🙂 peeto..!!
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Badaaa jiddi 😑hai ye 😑saala,
Pehle🙂 kutte ki tarah😑 ghaseeto..!!

Meri 🙂prem kahani😍😍 ka kya ajeeb 😀ending tha,
Meri🙂 prem kahani ka😍😍😍 kya ajeeb😑 ending tha,
Maine 🙂propose🤩🤩 kia 😍SMS se,
Kambakth🙂 woh uski ☹️☹️shaadi tak☹️ pending😭😭 tha.

कोई najro 👀se इशारा kar leta🙂 hain,
कोई aankho👀 se kuch kah देता🙂 hain
Bada hi मुस्किल😑 ho jata h जवाब ☹️dena

जब koi English😑 me बात kar 😝leta hai……

Ankhon 👀se barsaat😭😭😭 hoti 😭hain
Jab🙂🙂 apki yaad 😍saath hoti🤩🤩 hai,

Jab b busy🙂 rahe mera 🙂🙂🙂cell 📱to Samajh lena aapki😌 hone wali😝😝 Bhabhi 💃🏻se meri baat😝😝😝 hoti hain

गर्ल्स फनी शायरी in hindi

Badi🙂 muddat baad
Aaj phone📱 par uski awaz🙂 suni toh..
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Dil ♥️ne dhadakte hue🙂 kaha..
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Jaldi yaad 🙂kar kamine kaunsi 💃🏻wali hai..!!

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Kabhi-2 Mere Dil💃🏻♥️ Me Khayal Aata 🙂Hai..!

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Kya 🙂Hua.. Khayal Dhundh🙂 Rahe Ho?

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Arrey Yaar🙂 Kaha Na Kabhi-2 Aata 😝Hai.
Aaj Nahi🤪 Aaya.

2 line funny shayari on girl

जिंदगी♥️ में sirf ‘पाना’😍😍 ही sabkuc🙂 नहीं होता,
उसके 😎😎sath नट-बोल्ट😝 bhi चाहिए । – pradip 😎मिस्त्री

Na🙂 waqt hai itna ki syllabus😑 pura ho jae,
Na tarkib ☹️koi asi ki exam pass🤕 kia jae,
1 esa dard😑 dia hai is PADHAI 😭ne yaro,
Na khul😑 kr Roya jae.. Na Jam kr ☹️Soya jae

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Bekar ki 🙂Zindgi hum jiya nahi 😎karte,
Expire honewali🙂 Dosti hum kiya nahi😎 karte..
Mere SMS🙂 aapko Lifetime tak😎 milenge,
Kyuki 🙂reply ki chinta hum kiya😎 nahi karte.

Baith kar🙂 mehbooba 💃🏻ki baaho me aisa🙂 josh aaya..

Wah!!
Wah!!
Wah!!
Wah!!

Baith kar🙂 mehbooba 💃🏻ki baaho me aisa josh🤩 aaya…

Phirrrrr…?

Phir kya!

Biwi ne☹️ dekh liya aur ICU me😭 hosh aaya..
Ha Ha Ha….😝🤪

गर्ल्स फनी शायरी in hindi

Door 🙂se dekha toh ek 🦁sher tha..
Door se🙂 dekha toh ek sher🦁 tha..

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isliye paas😝 gaya hii nahi ..!!

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Mohabbat 🤩😍😍mein jab mujhey Dhoka😑☹️☹️ mila,
Toh zindagi 🙂me charo aur☹️☹️☹️ udasi🙂 cha gayi,
Socha tha☹️ ki AAG 🔥🔥🔥laga dunga es☹️ duniya ko
Par 😌kambhakt🙂 colony mein😍😍😍 dusri 💃🏻🤩aa gayi 🙂

तुमसे 🙂mil kar ho गया zindagi🤩 से pyar,
Ab humein🙂 छोड़ kar mat 😘जाना yaar,
Bin तेरे 🙂hum जी ना😑 paayenge,
तूम na 🙂hoge to हम ULLU😝 किसे banayenge.

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