Double meaning hindi jokes | very funny Double Meaning jokes in hindi

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Double Meaning jokes Hello dosto hmare website me apka swagat hai. Dosto is post me ham apke liye funny jokes ke naye naye double meaning jokes laye hai. Jise pdke ap haskar lotpot ho jaoge, dosto hmara maksad yahi hai ki ap hmesa khush rhe. Tatha aise hi haste rhe, dosto ap is double meaning jokes ko padkar ise share bhi kar skte hai. Ise ap asani se share kr skate hai. In santa banta jokes ko ap whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter adhi jgah apne dosto families ko asani se share kr skte hai. Hamare is post ko padne ke liye dhanyawad....ab ap double meaning jokes ka anand le skte hai. Haste rhe... muskurate rhe...😄

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho 
to baat agey ☺️chalayen.

Girl: Ladka to theek hai😕 
but mota hai.

Mom: TV chahe 14☺️ ka ho ya 29😜 
ka remote 6☺️ ka hi hota hai.
😜😜😋😋🤣😂😂😂🤣
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Ladka Apni Girlfriend💃 Ke Saath,
Kamre Ke Andhar, Table Ke Upar,☺️
Pankhe Ke Neeche,

De Tacatac-Tacatac, De 
😋Tacatac-Tacatac...



Are Tennis Khel Raha Tha, Jaruri 
Nahi Har Joke😜 ganda ho...
😜😋😂🤣😂😜😜🤣
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बॉयज हॉस्टल के बाथरूम में लिखा था
आपका भविष्य ☺️आपके हाथ में है..
तो सोचो🤔 गर्ल्स हॉस्टल के बाथरूम में 
क्या लिखा होग
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.अपने भविष्य मैं उंगली😜 ना करे...
😂😜😜🤣😂😜😜
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प्यार😍 और गर्मी जब हद्द से😰 बढ़ जाते है, 
तब सबसे पहले कपडे ही😜 उतरा करते है !!
😜😜😂🤣😕
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Double meaning hindi jokes

Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘Jasmine’ 
kyoo🤔 hai?
Mom: kyoki uske papa ko wo☺️ 
flower bohot pasand hai

Boy: To phir mera naam aisa🤔 kyo?
Mom: ‘Gotiya’ faltu ki 
bakwas bandd kar!!
😜😂😂🤣😜😜😂🤣😂
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Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki😋 taaqat 
to dekho..
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Band car ko b hila deti hai..!! 😆
😜😂😂😜😜😂
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Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho 
😌gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to 
jaan he😋 nikal gayi

Saare kapre geele😩 ho gaye
Pehle to ek ghanta☺️ karte the
Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak 
bina 😕ruke kiya
1 Ghanta hi buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghante ki Load 😒Shedding 
to jaan he nikal leti hai.
😂😜😂🤣🤣😂😜😜
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Din me karoge to sust☺️ rahoge,

Raat me karoge to chust 😋rahoge

Karte rahoge to tandurast😍 rahoge,
kya? U dirty mind,
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I mean SMS Yaar....😜😜
🤣😂😜😜😂😂😜
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very funny Double Meaning jokes in hindi

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski☺️ 
maa ne use 3-4 thappad lagaye😜

Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakhat paida hote😒 hi 
pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THE.......
😜😂😂🤣😂😜😂
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Teacher : Dhritarashtra ke 100 
☺️putra the : Pandu ke sirf 5, 
aisa kyun?🤔

Student : Sir, kyun ki jinki 
aankhein ☺️hoti hain unko aur 
bhi kaam 😜hote hain..
😂🤣😜😂😂🤣😂
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Girl to Boy- Tum kitne bhai 
☺️behan ho..
Boy- 6
Girl- Kyo maa Baap ko koi kaam😒 
nahi tha kya..
Boy- Tum kitne ho.
Girl- 1
Boy- Kyo Baap me😒 Dum nahi 
tha kya…!!
😜😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂
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Double meaning hindi jokes

Jis tarha bacche☺️ ki sehat 
ke liye zarooori hai bacche ki 
☺️MAA KA DOODH..

Ussi tarha, bacche k baap ki
sehat ke liye zaroori hai☺️ 
bacche ki MAA KI..!!
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KHUSHI..!!!
Jitni tezi se neeche aya hai,
Utni hi tezi se apni😜 
soch badal le.
😜😂😂😜🤣🤣😜😂
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Teacher : Duniya mein postman to 
bahut hote hain par🤔 
post-woman kyon nahi

Student : Isliye kyun ki woman 
☺️ek hi delivery mein 9 mahine 
😜laga deti hai.

Teacher : Get out....😒
😜😂🤣😂😂
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Ek Wife Ka Subha Apne Pati👨🏽 
Ko Kahte Suna Gaya Ek Dialog



Janu Please Aj Mat Dalna, Kal 
Raat Tumne Dala Tha To Sari 
Raat😟 Pani Behta Raha



Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Ye Eye Drop😒 
Kharab Hai
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1 Lady Travel Agent ke Pass Gayi,
Aur Kaha ke Mujhe Honey ☺️Moon 
Ke Bilkul Saste Package Batao,

Travel Agent:
50 Thousand Me 3 Countries, &
25 Thousand Me 1 Country

Lady: Aur Koi Is Se Sasta.?

Travel Agent: Ek Package☺️ 
Bilkul Free Hai..
Lekin Usmein Husband Hamari😒 
Company Ka Hoga..!! 😆
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Aunty: Are Beta..
Kitna Bada ho ☺️gaya hai..!!
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Ladka: Aree Aunty, Aapne😧 
Kab Dekha? 😵 😵
😂😂😂😜😂😂👨🏽🤣
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1 Girl💃 ask 2 Pappu : Woh kya hai 
jo cow☺️ k paas 4 or mere paas☺️ 2 hai?
Pappu : Legs😎

Girl : Woh kya hai jo tumhari 
pant main hai aur meri pant 
mein☺️ nahi hai?
Pappu: Pocket.😎

Girl : Woh kya hai jo 😌log din 
mein karne k bajaye raat ko 
bistar😋 pe karte hain.
Pappu: Neend puri karte hain.😎

Girl : Woh kya hai jo larki 
pehli dafa karwate hue dard 
se roti hai?
Pappu : Kaan mein chhed.😎

Aap bhi apni soch pappu ki 
tarah saaf rakhein.
😜😜😂🤣🤣😂😜
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Kya aapne kabhi munh😋 me liya hy??
Wo mota sa,
Aas-paas baal,
Naram-naram
Uper se cover...
Never??

Jhoot bolte ho?😒




Kabhi butta nahi khaya? 
😂😜😜🤣🤣😂😜😂
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Double meaning hindi jokes

Teri lita k lu?😋
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb😋 jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka 😍k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri


Photo

kaise lu?🤔
😜😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂
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Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too,
ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur 😋kurti 
now ahhh....
Finally the suitcase is closed.
😜😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😮
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